Beware the dental phantoms! You can’t see them, but they’re everywhere … and Dan still wants one.
In this episode we explore homemade absinthe. What’s the difference between what most people make at home, and what you buy for exorbitant amounts of money via retail?
How can you make it at home without getting the feds on your case?
What is your favorite color?
What is the mean air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
What kind of chicken should you be afraid of?
Serious question: How many of you who listen are actually absinthe drinkers?
Jerry praises, and then bashes, Microsoft. Steve Ballmer is welcome to appear on the show to defend Microsoft Outlook. If he’s going to throw chairs at us even better, as long as we get to wear helmets and padding and can video record the whole experience.
Jerry reveals the signals that the Universe sends him when it’s time to go to the liquor store.
Dan wants to share this art with the world: Absinthe fairy art by Jasmine Becket-Griffith.