Send lawyers, guns, and absinthe … Dan and I may have gotten ourselves into trouble with this one.
Now, it would be completely ironic if we did need lawyers because of this episode, being that we spent quite a few minutes insulting them. Then again we weren’t really insulting them, we were just saying that teachers should make as much as they do, being that we believe teachers have the most important job. Most with a capital M. We entrust our children to them. Basically, we trust the future to them. Shouldn’t we be paying these teachers top dollar?
Besides getting ourselves into trouble, Dan schools Jerry on the dangers of becoming a collector of absinthe paraphernalia. It starts with bottles. Call that phase one (which is where Jerry is at the moment) (yes, I’m writing about myself in third person) but that’s just the beginning. Next comes spoons. Then fountains. Then pitchers. Then plates.
Then you’re broke and you can’t afford absinthe anymore.
Also mentioned in this episode is this picture:
Yes, these girls are evil. I know, I have daughters. Evil. Evil daughters. Bwaahahahah mad crazy scientist evil daughters. That sell cookies.
Well, no, mine don’t, they draw Anime, but I digress.
This is the most important fact about this episode: the music featured is by Andy Prieboy, who is AWESOME, and if you love the music (which you will) you can buy the entire album by clicking this album cover…